She's such a charmer.

I'm perfectly boring just like you.

"Really nice girls, don’t talk much, always very surprised, great kissers."

"People get addicted to you, it's a blessing and a curse"


Why do adults think “So what’s your major? Oh, and what are you going to do with that?” is acceptable small talk

What am I going to do with my degree? Hang it on the wall and cry, probably